Maggot Re-Surfacing

I’m a Maggot.  When Slipknot hit the shelves, wasn’t but 500 miles or so away from their home town.  As kids, my friends and I, would blast our car stereos with “Surfacing” cranked at full volume.  We’d scare the hell out of old folks and others, not prepared for the throat ripping vocals.

Later in life, some good buddies of mine got signed by the Clown, and a record company just getting it’s feet wet with Metal.  Shitty ending for my friends in the band, but I was able to meet the Clown and Sid.  When I met the Clown, I hiked up my sleeve to show him my tattoo.  The tattoo is the lyrics from “Surfacing” as follows:

“Fuck it all! Fuck this world!
Fuck everything that you stand for!
Don’t belong! Don’t exist!
Don’t give a shit!
Don’t ever judge me!”

He pointed to my tattoo, and said “If there is one message that we stand for, that is it right there.”

Be you.  Even if it’s not popular.  Always be true to yourself.

 

The Baked Cat

Battlefield V – Medic – The Art Of Dying

Music:  Gojira, The Art Of Dying

Although the developers have censored chat, avoided some of the most epic battles, (as of the time of this posting) and a few other minor details.  The game itself is a blast.  Still some bugs, and minute details to work out, but it’s nearly perfection already.  Gameplay is a mixture of Battlefield 4, and Battlefield 1, with new enhancements.  You also have the ability to customize your characters and weapons.  Current level caps are at 20 per class, and 50 at rank.

Recently rolled out was Tides of War.

Battlefield V Tides of War

Basic run down by class.

Assaults = Assault Rifles, Semi Auto/DMR’s, and Shotguns

Medics = SMG’s

Supports/Engineers = LMG’s, MMG’s, and Shotguns

Snipers = Bolt Action and Semi-Auto/DMR’s

Stoned as fuck playing Battlefield V is a riot.  Watch out for Kamikaze’s.

*9/10 Rating in my view so far.  Really close to a solid 10.  Thanks for the patch EA.  It only gets better.  Keep it up!

 

The Baked Cat

Moonman – 49 Faggots and 1 Dune Coon

 

Little Moon music for the soul.

Moonman – 49 Faggots and 1 Dune Coon.

Satire from the Obama days, and the events that transpired under his regime.

Lyrics from:  Lyrics.az

[Verse 1:]
When a gator kills a baby no one calls it a radical
That’s because it’s obvious that all of them are dangerous animals
The hand writing has been on the wall, clear and legible
Now we got a muzzy turning fruits into vegetables
It was a great night, it was homo-caust
Bonafide homo-cide, 50 lives lost
No Pulse, just Blood On The Dance Floor
Now the fags are more butthurt than before
Look here, a Muslim walks into a bar
And orders shots for everybody, hardy har har
And he should have killed more but he was not a straight shooter
Almost makes you wanna cry like that bitch Anderson Cooper
It’s tragedy, too many faggots got away
So instead of Islam they’re gonna die from AIDs
If survivors wanna feel guilty that’s their prerogative
But I really hope they all remain HIV positive
The majority of the victims were spics
Taking loads in the face but this time not from dicks
Some had trouble deciding
Which bathroom to hide in
They weren’t sure their gender matched the one they died in

[Hook x2:]
49 faggots and 1 dune coon
Rig the SIG
Pop the Glock
And shoot for the moon
Sand-Niggers pulling triggers yeah it’s something to see
They may be ignorant savages, but they’re working for me

[Verse 2:]
Listen all you see are lies on TV
But you know you can believe it if you hear it from me
False claims, false flags on the internet too
And the mouth piece behind it all
Guess who? The Jew
You can’t trust the main stream media
Undeniable, they’re less reliable than Wikipedia
The dude was a troll
And Libs took the bait
Now it’s gun control
In a police state
He said he was ISIS
But ISIS never heard of him
He said he had no problems with Niggers while he murdered them
He said he was hetero with semen in his farts
It’s the SJW culture tearing itself apart
If DCs the brain, then Disney’s the heart
The PCs the plan, the pigs play the part
Leave a Muzzy in a bathroom and let him throw some darts
Like shooting apples in a barrel or a shopping cart

[Hook x2:]
49 faggots and 1 dune coon
Rig the SIG
Pop the Glock
And shoot for the moon
Sand-Niggers pulling triggers yeah it’s something to see
They may be ignorant savages, but they’re working for me

[Verse 3:]
The Lib-tards are having a hard time with this
They want to blame whitey but it’s hard to miss
That the shooter was a Muslim, and a faggot at that
And like most mass shooters, he was a Democrat
Packing shit, packing heat, and smoking fags indoors
And the Jews news says he’s got a new high score
But that’s only cause my crimes tend to go unrecorded
When I kill a thousand Niggers, it just isn’t reported
I’m killing Niggers, I’m killing Niggers
(Please stop!)
I’m killing faggots, I’m killing faggots
(Please stop!)
I’m killing spics, killing spics, killing spics
And I’m killing mudslimess who like to suck dicks

[Hook x2:]
49 faggots and 1 dune coon
Rig the SIG
Pop the Glock
And shoot for the moon
Sand-Niggers pulling triggers yeah it’s something to see
They may be ignorant savages, but they’re working for me

[Outro:]
This is MoonMan here
Telling you queers and greasy wetbacks and SandNiggers to take a walk off the short pier
Vote 50 faggots and I’m out of here