It Say’s Right Here!

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Oh Shit!

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We Are All Human

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Dark Humor: Dark Jokes Pt. 6

I’ll Have A Coke

i'll have a coke

A black guy, a white guy, and a Mexican guy are walking through the desert.  All three are starting to get tired, when they come across a lamp sticking out of the sand.

The black guy dives for the lamp, and holds it up for all to see.  The Mexicans tells them the a story about a magic Genie, and how the Genie grants three wishes.

They decide to rub the lamp, and a genie comes out. The Genie gave them each a wish.

The black guy goes first. He wants his people healthy and happy, back in Africa.

“Done” says the Genie, and the black guy disappears.

The Mexican guy goes next.  He wants his people healthy and happy, back in Mexico.

“Done” says the Genie, and the Mexican disappears.

Now it’s the White guy’s turn. He asks the Genie, “So all the niggers and spics are out of the country?”

“Yeah,” says the genie.

The white guy says, “Well, I guess I’ll have a Coke.”

 

Shorts

shitsplatter - Dark Humor: Dark Jokes Pt. 6

Q:  What did the the hotdog vendor at the bottom of the WTC say?

A:  Who ordered the 2 jumbo’s?

 

Q:  How do you stop a gay from drowning?

A:  Take your foot of his head!

 

Q:  What do you call a faggot in a wheelchair?

A:  Rolaids.

 

Q:  What’s the difference between a joke and two dicks?

A:  You can’t take a joke.

 

Q:  What’s black and screams?

A:  Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

 

Q:  How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs?

A:  None… he fell.

 

Q:  What’s the difference between Santa Claus and a Jew?

A:  Santa Claus goes down the chimney.

 

Q:  Why did Hitler cry when he got to heaven?

A:  God gave him his gas bill.

 

Now Your Fucked

you're fucked

A twenty-five year old disabled girl, with no arms or legs, is sitting in her wheelchair at the park. All of a sudden she starts to cry.

A man walking by sees this and walks up to her. He then asks her why she is crying.

She replies “I’m nearly thirty years old, and I’ve never been fucked! Will you help me?”

The man can’t resist her, she’s weak, helpless and bawling her eyes out. So he agrees.

He proceeds to push the chair and says that they’re going to go somewhere special. They soon arrive at a nearby beach, and the man hires a small boat.

“How romantic”, the girl says. The man lifts the girl out of her chair, and seats her in the boat. They then row out some distance.

“I told you I would help you and now I will.” The man says.

The man stands up, the girl has a look of excitement on her face. The man picks her up and throws her overboard.

“NOW your fucked!” he says,  and rows  away.

 

Is It True What They Say?

around blacks never relax

A white woman and a black man are dancing at a club, and after a while things start to get hot and heavy. After some heavy kissing and petting, the woman makes the suggestion that they return to her apartment for the night.

When the couple arrives at the woman’s apartment, they begin passionately kissing and undressing each other, preparing to have frenzied and unrepentant sex with each other.

However, the white woman, curious as she was, asked the black guy as he was taking off his pants, “before you take them off….is it true what they say about black guys?”

With a suave yet sinister look, he looked into her eyes, and said “Baby, of course.” He then proceeded to stab her, and ran out with her purse.

 

 

One Night At A Whore House

crack whore

A guy goes to a whorehouse and tells the madam he only wants to spend 5 bucks. The madam thinks for a bit, then says, “Betsy. She’s down the hall, last door on the left.”

The guy walks down to see Betsy.  She’s not the best looking, but she would do. He puts it in her, and it’s the worst feeling he’s ever had on his dick.  Like sandpaper, and teeth.

He pulls out and tells her. “Um. something’s wrong, can you do something about that?”

Betsy crinkles her face, then says, “Why of course! But it will run you another five bucks.” He pays her, she pockets the fiver, runs to the bathroom.

When she returns, the guy sticks it back in and now, it’s the complete opposite: it’s the best feeling he’s ever had, and finishes in a flash.

Panting, he asks her, “Oh my god… that felt amazing… what did you do??”

Betsy smiles, and says, “For the extra five bucks, I pick the scabs.”

 

A Few On The Jew

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Q:  What does a Jew with an erection get when he walks into a wall?

A:  A broken nose

 

Q:  What’s a Jew’s biggest dilemma?

A:  Free ham.

 

Q:  What do Jewish pedophiles say?

A:  “Hey kid, want to buy some candy?”

 

African Glory Hole

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Wizard of Panties

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Fresh Prince

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Just Stop

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Cornholio?

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When Your Homeboy

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