Category: Dark Humor

RC Car Vs. NPC’s

Having a little fun in Grand Theft Auto 5 with the RC Car.  Please do not do this shit at home.  I’m only responsible for sharing a laugh.


Creepy Joe

The fact that this is now trending brings bursts of laughter to my sides.  Go ahead and run #CreepyJoe.  It will be a #KO.  That smile on @POTUS’s face!  HAHAHAHAHA!  Get that sicko!  #DrainTheSwamp

From Breitbart.com

Creepy Joe

From ZeroHedge.com 10 Videos of Creepy Joe being creepy.


2019 State of the Union Address – Comical Reactions

President Trump delivered the State of the Union address on February 5th, 2019.  I decided to put together a few highlights.  I have quotes from President Trump’s Speech, with the reactions that followed.  Rather comical.  Enjoy!

President Trump: “The U.S. economy is growing almost twice as fast today as when I took office, and we are considered far and away the hottest economy anywhere in the world. Not even close.”

Feelz The Bern

President Trump: “But we must reject the politics of revenge, resistance and retribution and embrace the boundless potential of cooperation, compromise and the common good.
Together we can break decades of political stalemate, we can bridge old divisions, heal old wounds, build new coalitions, forge new solutions and unlock the extraordinary promise of America’s future.”

AOC

President Trump: “And more than 1,500 sadistic traffickers have been put behind bars.”

AOC

President Trump: “San Diego used to have the most illegal border crossings in our country. In response, a strong security wall was put in place. This powerful barrier almost completely ended illegal crossings.”

Kamala

President Trump: “Simply put, walls work and walls save lives.”

Chucky

President Trump: “All Americans can be proud that we have more women in the work force than ever before.”

Dems Celebrate Women

President Trump: “The next major priority for me and for all of us should be to lower the cost of health care and prescription drugs and to protect patients with pre-existing conditions.”

Romney

President Trump: “I’m also proud to be the first president to include in my budget for a nationwide paid family leave so every new parent has the chance to bond with their newborn child.”

Chucky Rolling Play-doh Snakes

President Trump: “I am asking Congress to pass legislation to prohibit the late-term abortion of children who can feel pain in a mother’s womb.”

Chucky2

President Trump: “We are born free and we will stay free.”

Feeling The Bern

President Trump: “Tonight, we renew our resolve that America will never be a socialist country.”

Never Be A Socialist Country

President Trump: “Together we represent the most extraordinary nation in all of history. What will we do with this moment? How will we be remembered? I ask the men and women of this Congress, look at the opportunities before us. Our most thrilling achievements are still ahead. Our most exciting journeys still await.
Our biggest victories are still to come. We have not yet begun to dream. We must choose whether we are defined by our differences or whether we dare to transcend them.”

Feeling The Bern 2

Source:  Time

In house PDF Transcript 2019 SOTU

 

 


All I Want For Christmas

All I Want For Christmas Is You

I admit, I’m Asatru, but we all have our own Winter Holidays.  I hope yours is much better than my family situation which endures year after years, where family only grows farther apart, rather than closer together.  It’s not even politics.  They just hate each other.  “Unconditional love”, does anyone ever hear those words anymore?  A little more in this World wouldn’t hurt.

@POTUS  Thank you for all you have done for our Country since you took office, and thank you for all you continue to do.  The White House may be a little empty, but you have a Nation standing shoulder to shoulder with you.  Therefore, you are not alone this Holiday.  Have a great Christmas, and please keep up the great work!

Much love to the World, and to our beautiful Country, and Citizens here in the United States.  Happy Holiday’s to you all!

 

The Baked Cat

 


Dog With Two Assholes

Dog With Two Assholes


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